Since i have braces jellybeans are hard to eat
Whenever I see one, my heart skips a beat
There are all kinds of flavors, some are really bad
Just last night I ate one and I turned into a Scottish lad!
Everyone thinks that they love Ryan the best
I dont think that's right, b/c I'm better than all the rest
I love Ryan so much, that you can see
I am Ryan's wife so hahahehe!
I had to go to the dentist and get my teeth pulled and cleaned
Boy that was painful, I yelled and screamed
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't understand
It's because of that damn novacain, that my lip's down to my hand
Jerry Seinfeld is an anti-dentite holy yolks!
His dentist became a Jew just for the jokes.
One day he got so mad, he accidently cut off his finger
But he dosen't mind so much, now he's on Jerry Springer!
My dentist is really new, of that I am sure
He's never done ne thing wrong so far, he is so pure
I asked him for a cleaning, and he said okay
I asked him how long he's been a dentist and he said since today!
I am not a good dentist, one would say that I'm evil
I used to have a job as a clown, impersonating Mr. Kenival
Parents ask me to do an act for extra money
But I wasnt just a clown, I was part of the Evil Clown Company
I always go to the dentist to get my teeth cleaned
When he is done my teeth sparkle and gleam
There's just one thing about my doctor I did not know
When he's not cleaning my teeth, he's partying in Idaho!
Oh some people have moved alot, that's not odd you see
I've only moved once to North Carolina from New York City
Now don't get me wrong, i like NC many ppl are from here, you know
The only problem is that they are to goddamn slow!
Whose Line is awesome, I watch it every day
Some people say I'm crazy but i said "HEY!"
It's my obsession and I am not lying
Please dont think it's wierd but I'm in love with Ryan!
I broke a window with a hocky puck
Now I have to sit and hide, oh I have no luck
It's almost easter time, and I am so bored
And I'm still sitting here in a hospital ward!
Being bored can be lots of fun sometimes
You don't have to care about life or even the time
I'm here at the beach sipping water with a lime
Oh hey look at that all four of my lines rhyme
lol my fav ^_^
I am so bored right now i don't know what to do
I'm stuck singing this song, I know i suck, it's nothing new
But to sing a song ya have to have a sense of rhyme
But sadly enough i only have it some of the time
I once got sick, it was not fun
All night to the bathroom I did run
Oh how I hate being sick all the time
I'm so damn sick I can't think of a rhyme!
I have a cell phone, let me tell you it is great
Calling all my friends, talking and stayin up late
Here's something that I think all of you should know
When you call out of state it costs you lots of dough!
that was lame
I have kids and raising them is fun
And let me tell you something, its hard to get that done
My kid, Jimmy he causes lots of trouble
But I guess that's what you get for lettin him be a stunt double!
I really don't want a cat, and I cannot lie
They lick themselves to let the time fly by
I really hate that, every time I go "yuck!"
So I put the cat out side, and to the poll his tounge stuck!
t-t-t-t-that's all folks!! ^_^ for tonight anyway...
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