ok just some random stuff

i was looking at my friends profile on aim and i saw some random things that i thought were cool:

Zomg! wouldn't it be awesome if pickles tasted like pizza? It'll never happen. And it will do more harm than good.

Hey kids, yelling "JUMANJI!" has no effect on an attacking rhinoceros.

If you want to see some sweet breakdancing footage, put your sister's yoga tape in your VCR and press fast forward.

Fourteen dollars? Thats, almost a hundred million dollars, in uh, dog years.

So, Iran was like, Dude, if you attack me, I'll retaliate twice as hard. And the US was like, No way, we'll retaliate twice plus one And Iran was like, nuh-UHH

A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

^that one is in my sig ^_^

Hahahaha! The yoga thing was hysterical.

i know!