Favorite Quotes

Oops, I farted!

It's so nice to have the entire cast of "The Lion King" here...
No
...too bad they haven't gotten here yet.

*singing* I didn't mean to cook your dog. these kind of things just happen..i looked at him and his little feet started tappin..so i cut him up and then i put him on the barbeque..

or something like that

Milk duds.
you and your constapation

Salami is the breadth of life
Salami is my world I live in
I am your bread
Yay for salami! Yay for salami!

You know, in the 1970s when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called 'The Happy Funk Band'. Unfortunately, a typo caused us to be expelled from school.

igvmyslf1000pts wrote:

You know, in the 1970s when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called 'The Happy Funk Band'. Unfortunately, a typo caused us to be expelled from school.

ahahaha! yeah, great one!

whoselinerocks wrote:

igvmyslf1000pts wrote:

You know, in the 1970s when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called 'The Happy Funk Band'. Unfortunately, a typo caused us to be expelled from school.

ahahaha! yeah, great one!

i love that one

From the time I was born to the time I was dying, and then I was reincarnated and came back as this, bowling has been a big part of my life.

That musical won fifteen Tonys and a Jeff.

"You're gonna have your fingers snappin', your toes a-tappin', and your ears a-listenin' ...'cuz that's what ears do..."

One of the great bands of yore is of course the Rolling Stones, who are now actually as old as most stones on earth.

i love that one too ^_^

*pretends to sit on a toilette* I give myself 1000 points! *flushes*

igvmyslf1000pts wrote:

i love that one too ^_^

*pretends to sit on a toilette* I give myself 1000 points! *flushes*

Lmao.


"Only Hugh can prevent florist friars"\


LMFAO. Genius.

I'm voting michael off the island!

I'm the father, rachel!

(both of the above as barney, of course)

It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

It was twenty-seven years ago that my dad got

India's a Big country.... It's also a big CONTINENT if you own a globe...

Well I knew Colin's mother, yes, I must tell the truth
When she was nursin' Colin, her milk was 90 proof
She wanted to kick the habit, she didn't know what to do
But if your baby looked like that, then you'd be drinkin' too!

NYRambler, it was actually 'Africa' instead of 'India.' Just clarifying some things up.

(About the hot coffee being poured on "his" hands) I didn't feel a thing.

haha!

By the way, Colin's wife *loves* that accent!
I KNOW!

I think this one was already done.. maybe by me, I don't really know. Lol... but...

"The cat!!!"

I believe philosophy is very important because I don't really know anything about it.

I haven't heard that one

That's actually from her first game of Let's Make a Date.

This one's from a latter game...

Bachelor number two, if I were a baby seal and someone were bashing my head, how would you stop them?

*In old grandpa voice* See y'young whipper-snappers? Contrary to popular belief, that there Kathy woman IS funny!