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NYRambler
Whoser
Number of posts : 155
Age : 38
Registration date : 2006-07-20
| | Subject: Hoedown about Paris Hilton Thu 20 Jul - 19:40 | |
| man that paris hilton, she has lots of cash
but she's really a tramp who takes it in the <bleep>
she may be really really rich
but in her black heart, she's really just a <bleep> | |
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igvmyslf1000pts
The Perfect Soldier
Number of posts : 1192
Age : 33
Location : North Carolina
Other : Short track speed skating is awesome!
Registration date : 2006-06-01
| | Subject: Re: Hoedown about Paris Hilton Thu 20 Jul - 20:02 | |
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Chimory
Moderator
Number of posts : 605
Age : 33
Location : Michigan
Registration date : 2006-06-14
| | Subject: Re: Hoedown about Paris Hilton Thu 20 Jul - 21:01 | |
| Oh, boy Paris Hilton, she is such a card!
She is so sleezy, that she'd screw a Saint Bernard! (Pardon me!)
Even if in the head you gave her one big shot
she'd turn to you with sleepy eyes and say "that's hawt" | |
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Chimory
Moderator
Number of posts : 605
Age : 33
Location : Michigan
Registration date : 2006-06-14
| | Subject: Re: Hoedown about Paris Hilton Thu 20 Jul - 21:02 | |
| Unfortunatly... I picked up saying "that's hot" from The Simple Life. IT'S SO FREAKING FUNNY. Even though I hate Nicole and I hate Paris. Blech.. | |
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Chimory
Moderator
Number of posts : 605
Age : 33
Location : Michigan
Registration date : 2006-06-14
| | Subject: Re: Hoedown about Paris Hilton Thu 20 Jul - 21:03 | |
| By the way, good one Kenny!  | |
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NYRambler
Whoser
Number of posts : 155
Age : 38
Registration date : 2006-07-20
| | Subject: Re: Hoedown about Paris Hilton Thu 20 Jul - 21:15 | |
| here is paris hilton, she lives the 'simple life'
she has lots of money, she'll never live in strife
when it comes to money, she keeps it with precision
but when it comes to cameras, she prefers them with night vision! | |
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DriftyAlison0
Got Drifty?
Number of posts : 623
Age : 37
Location : Cedar Rapids Iowa
Other : I have a crush on Ryan Stiles! So you can ether deal with it or you can deal with it!
Registration date : 2006-06-04
| | Subject: Re: Hoedown about Paris Hilton Thu 20 Jul - 21:26 | |
| Paris Hilton is a girl that is a fact.
And one of the many things that she does is act.
She also visited Ryan Stiles to win an election.
Sadly she didn't win it but she gave Ryan Stiles an erection! | |
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NYRambler
Whoser
Number of posts : 155
Age : 38
Registration date : 2006-07-20
| | Subject: Re: Hoedown about Paris Hilton Thu 20 Jul - 21:36 | |
| lol...
paris hilton is a tramp, there's no mistaking that
watching her sex tape makes my p***s get really fat
but rick solomon turns me off, he really has no class
i'm sick and tired of watching his humping donkey | |
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Seymour Butz
Advanced Member
Number of posts : 331
Age : 54
Location : 123 Sesame Street
Other : OO EE OO AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG
Registration date : 2006-06-03
| | Subject: Re: Hoedown about Paris Hilton Thu 21 Sep - 17:16 | |
| Oh that Paris Hilton she is such a floozy,
just a look at her is enough to make me woozy,
what the heck is she so famous for anyway,
maybe she's a witch and her doctor is Dr. Bombay? | |
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Seymour Butz
Advanced Member
Number of posts : 331
Age : 54
Location : 123 Sesame Street
Other : OO EE OO AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG
Registration date : 2006-06-03
| | Subject: Re: Hoedown about Paris Hilton Thu 7 Jun - 20:59 | |
| Paris Hilton was in jail for just three days,
She had a nervous breakdown like she was trapped in a maze,
What's this world coming to? Who gives a buck?
All I have to say about is "you want fries with that?" | |
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HoedownManiac
Noob
Number of posts : 3
Age : 33
Registration date : 2007-06-01
| | Subject: Re: Hoedown about Paris Hilton Fri 8 Jun - 12:56 | |
| Paris Hilton was no good on the Simple Life
Anytime I watched it, it gave me loads of strife
And even though compared to me she is much glammer
At least I'm not the one who's stuck up in the slammer. | |
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DriftyAlison0
Got Drifty?
Number of posts : 623
Age : 37
Location : Cedar Rapids Iowa
Other : I have a crush on Ryan Stiles! So you can ether deal with it or you can deal with it!
Registration date : 2006-06-04
| | Subject: Re: Hoedown about Paris Hilton Fri 8 Jun - 21:05 | |
| Paris Hilton is an idiot and she is defently an ass.
Thankfully now her ass is back into class.
She tried to complain and be a brat but she didn't get her way.
And she has gotten me so mad that my computer has started to sway. | |
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Chimory
Moderator
Number of posts : 605
Age : 33
Location : Michigan
Registration date : 2006-06-14
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Dwight Schrute
Whoser
Number of posts : 147
Age : 31
Other : The Office rules
Registration date : 2006-08-09
| | Subject: Re: Hoedown about Paris Hilton Sun 1 Jul - 0:18 | |
| Paris- not too bright
She can't change a light blub
Good thing she was in jail
Sadly, she bailed out by sleeping with the warden
ehh.. not too good. | |
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